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Drawing inspired by @howlsnteeth ’s awesome style. Drawn to represent the main five fronters of our DID system.
As a system with wolves as a collectively favourite animal, this is fucking accurate. We use mashed together wolves as a Blurry proxy.
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diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”
german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”
going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy
going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[
dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen
“i need to go see the otolaryngologist”
“oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”birth control vs. antibabypillen
getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon





